Smoothies are getting weird, people. In addition to drinking mushroom powder and ground-up connective tissue aka collagen , semen smoothies are officially a thing. This bizarre trend comes to the world of blended drinks from Tracy Kiss, a former model turned fitness and lifestyle blogger living in the UK. To her, semen is a straight-up superfood —just like kale, or avocado, or chia seeds. Last fall, she came onto the scene with a YouTube video on homemade semen facials, which predictably, went viral. And now, she's singing the praises of semen smoothies. According to Kiss—who is not a medical or nutrition professional—adding a shot of semen to her morning drink is the secret to a super strong immune system.
Ridiculous political decisions aside, it's also the year that the habitual consumption of semen outside the bedroom seems to have become a thing that people actually do. First we got wind of the semen cooking class , which we're not sure if enough people ever signed up to to make it happen, and now we've got Metro reporting on the woman who swears by a daily jizzy smoothie as a way to keep her energy levels up. What's the world coming to? And who am I to argue? I've certainly never tried it to compare and contrast results. Tracy, a mother of two, isn't actually in a relationship at the moment, but her selfless male best friend is interestingly more than happy to produce his for her to drink on a regular basis.
We can't tell you that. She was expecting me to break up with her, like all previous guys she's been into have done. I feel very sad sometimes but I try to stay strong. I'm really glad to hear a few of you have stories of happy interfaith relationships, or leaving the church together, so there's always a chance. It's a foolish dream I suppose. Too often, I think, priesthood holders think that being overly controlling, they are simply wielding their authority in the home. And some of them are selfish and fully aware that as a doctor they can pull in hot females, many of whom will put up with being treated poorly. I love him more than life, He says the hours will get better after residency I really hope so.
Having married over the course of my life not one but two wonderful non-Mormon men one Jewish and one low-church ProtestantI can say that my own spirituality has been profoundly deepened and enriched by the perspective that these two God-fearing and spiritually mature people offered me, and by my participation in the observances of their traditions. If you do end up having sexual relations, she will feel guilty, and it will affect your relationship, you can count on that. Back in the day, before I did the whole language thing, I worked in banking. Like you, I didn't marry for the paycheck wouldn't have done me any good. As a matter of fact, you can begin here. After our first kiss she lets me know she won't have sex with me because she's mormon and we'd need to be married first. I often think about what I would tell my daughters if one day they tell me that they are dating a doctor……. If she was anything like me, that idea is probably foreign, radical, confusing, interesting, and inspiring to her. Though very busy he tries to be available when I need him.